Archive for October, 2010

Britney Spears’ Clitoris

Friday, October 1st, 2010

Write-up by Karen Fish

Extremely handful of individuals are mindful that the Volvo vehicle is named after the woman’s vulva. Even significantly less men are mindful of what the vulva is. The President of Volvo Automobiles is a guitar player by the name of Leif Johannson. The existing as of nowadays husband of Britney Spears and father of her son Sean is a 28 12 months aged back up dancer by the identify of K-Fed. Sean is Kevin’s 3rd little one. He had two kids with Shar Jackson. Kevin is the previous back up dancer for Britney’s true adore Justin Timberlake. She wrote about 200 broken heart songs soon after Justin dumped her, and then she married Kevin as a dig at Justin, like he cared. Justin has a lot more ladies than Warren Beatty and he’s Gay like Perry Mason and Rock Hudson, only in a a lot more obvious way. This was the inside cause of why Britney French kissed Madonna.

Britney Spears proposed to Kevin Federline on an airplane. He replied, “Not before I see your clitoris, Doris.” Soon after becoming a member of the very first course mile higher club, Britney said, “Do I meet with your approval?” Kevin replied, “When I get this green stuff off of my new white pants I’ll allow you know. I believe I have publish concussion syndrome.” Britney replied, “I didn’t know if that was a seizure or publish coital depression when your head snapped back again into the sink.” Kevin is frequently spotted about L.A. putting on a hoodie, significantly as Britney Spears’ clitoris.

The glans clitoris looks considerably like mini me’s penis. Diverse females have various textured clitori and like it played with differently. Some females with significant tough rubber variety clitoris’ like when the man bites it tough. Other females with regular clitoris’ like when you flick it with medium force. Some women have really delicate clitoris’ and you ought to play with it extremely slowly and softly hardly even touching it.

Prior to the discovery of the clitoris in 1559 by Actual Colombo M.D., sex was much more regular, far more large college. Now that guys know wherever the clitoris and the Graffenburg Spot are positioned, sex has turned far more into a efficiency than a spontaneous act of lengthy lasting foreplay and passion. Intercourse could now be made into an Olympic contest called “Acquiring the Lady to Occur.” Numerous are named but few are selected. This is why many singers like Whitney Houston have resorted to medicines, out of sexual disappointment and lack of intimacy. Speaking of lack of intimacy, on January three, 2003 Britney married Jason Alexander for five hrs. Elaine, Jerry, and Kramer were shocked to say the minimum. The only one particular in attendance was Neuman. Britney Spears was named “Girl of the Century” by VH1. She has been the most searched identify on Yahoo for the previous three years. At The Temple of Really like, unlike in the Hadith, we do not endorse clitoridectomy or Pepsi. Jenna Bush’s concern of clitoridectomy was the root trigger of the invasion of Iraq. The Apocalypse can not appear a moment as well quickly.

About the Author

Karen Fish is a author presently living in Los Angeles California.The Temple of Adore